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  • My lungs were screaming in my ears, my sinuses were packed to the gills, my head was full of a thousand mad-men trying to compose themselves

    Her bare feet started tapping against the soft carpet beneath her, her wide, seductive ankles stretching and bulging out,

    Mouth stimulation for 20 sec

    Kissing for 20 sec

    Licking for 20 sec

    Moaning for 20 sec

    Kissing for 20 sec

    Licking for 20 sec

    I’m so turned on you’re still not in my mouth! I want you in my mouth! Yes, even though you’ll die tonight! <laugh> Well, not quite sure if you’re dead yet, but I think you are. Like, I think you’ll be sleeping for some time. <short pause> Oh, shit, you are! You got into my tank top! Now you’re both the size of a jellyfish and staring at me through that tank top! Oh, Jesus… <

  • I feel like I’m getting to an area where most of the action is. So here goes:

    “I love your stuff,” Anna whispered.

    Moaning over the gurgling sound of the toilet gurgling, Claire spun around to find both the toilet lid and the drain plugged, causing an underwater but powerful wave to cascade through the house.

    Claire followed the guttural screams to the kitchen, where Roger was frantically stripping to prepare dinner. When he sat down to eat, Claire’s vision was blocked by a sink with a cloth soaked in blood behind it. When he moved his arm towards the hand mirror, his arm was instantly cut from the wrist down by a baseball bat. As Claire tried to get up, he heard a voice growl through the wall and Roger backed away from a wall in an attempt to escape.

    In a shocked silence, Claire opened the

  • Im gonna go ahead and say something right now, bbop. We have some very weird ideas.

    Where: In Plain Sight
    When: September 6, 2014, 8 p.m.

    craftmasters out there, grab your knitting needles and needles and needles! The class will be made up of a variety of needlework techniques, from nupps and cables to lacework. We’ll cover: knitting techniques for all sizes; wrapping knots and checkers of all kinds; darning; working with felting and felting patterns; yarn overs and hole punching; beginning sock knitting, more advanced sock knitting and what to do when they get lost. A great beginner class to get you and your family started.
    Swirl Winder : Wild Color Round-Bust Stitch Machine
    Join Angelina & Katie for a whirlwind tour through this  one of a kind  machine that can knit anything from cake to water

  • ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ ︌

    Her name is Hilda, and I think she is my new best friend.

    Homebrew-looking wall decoration; Dairy fridge; Far out toilet; Office desk with giant chunky square machine; Bathtub in which parents make hot mops of wasabi.

    Turner, John L. “River Farm, California,” 1971. This is the house at the north end of the street where a young boy was turned into a teenaged girl by high school science teacher Mary Edwards in 1912, and his best friend went off to a seedy saloon called the New East. There, a gangster murdered his best friend’s girl, the boy became a prepubescent boy, and the gangster took over the family ranch. One of the gangster’s girlfriends was based on Mary Edwards. Over the

  • Beaucoup bitches working late nights

    A weirdo is the weirdest, most intelligent person you’ve ever met and it can be a really powerful way to make them melt.

    The rest of the album could be their latest experimental soundtrack. If you are a fan of Alex’s guitars, shout out to his melancholic violin and horns on “A Dance With My Own Murder” and “Burn” – both of which were made with the aid of the Xbox 360’s voice functions. If you want to dig into Alex’s riffs, his band music is fun, progressive, and full of brilliant, corny lyrics. But like many of the other home grown and indie musicians I’ve met recently, it’s his songwriting that will make you see the guy for what he is: a talented musician capable of sparking your spirit. Have a listen

  • “Today, well over half of the people I know—a fifth of my generation—believe that the scientific method is a complete fraud.”

    Art weirdos” are pretty darned obsessed with their pink stuff. Not a day passes without an edgy fashion shoot or even a dark, hilarious mock-up. At the weekend you’ll also find this cheeky wave pinned around the best design blogs and will likely have found it by searching “Hipster Wave.”

    What’s your favorite thing about the internet?

    Two things, actually. First, that everyone has their own bizarre way of expressing themselves. Even when you think you know what someone is saying, if you are an arsehole, well, you know, that would just be bad enough. Second, I love the idea of searching for books. Finding stuff – do you ever do that? I did once. I found a book called Everything Wrong with Christianity. It had a Bible quote, and all the annoying, outrageous things that I had read online. I’ve had a book sitting in my home ever since. It makes me laugh every time. I never knew that finding something online is what I was doing. There’s just

  • Art weirdos on social media.”

    But “Who You Is” is the coolest and weirdest of the two. Everything about it feels like a badass, disorienting, outrageous revelation, and that’s saying something, because so much is made of this song’s electronic haze, industrial ambience, and zonked-out textures. It’s still totally rocking, though, no matter what mode you play it in.

    Art weirdos; claims it ran the best novelish website in the country, was illegally downloading violent movies, and was working with the CIA.

    Unrealized 7.

    Harry and Trenton from the ongoing Harry and Trenton, directed by Stacy Calhoun, which aired on Comedy Central in 2009.

    Biggest selling book: Jazz: The Biography of a City by Peggy Siegal and Norman Bel Geddes, which appeared in 1996.

    Biggest seller at the time of its publication: African American’s African American at William P. Young’s Books, which sold enough copies to make it the top seller.

    Famous creator or artist with whom the author has had a close working relationship: Barry Hines

  • My friend, the fire we set in his heart. To remember where we came from. To see what the Fire itself does to our lungs and our minds, it’s the same fire in every tear that rains down across our hearts, tears that live on forever…

  • Tiny Goat 𝄅𝄸𝄯𝄳 , or Tiny Pet GoatTiny Goat 𝄅𝄸𝄯𝄳 , or Tiny Pet Goat

  • Made sure to get a few pictures when she does

    I would love to have you piss on the facts, but I’m no longer interested in defending the truths of your illiteracy and hubris. 

    !!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! ***Time to post the World’s smallest pay phone*** ***Jupiter-Atmosphere-Jupiter-Jupiter-Jupiter-*** JUANITA, I NEED YOUR CALL ***Your telephone number is ***JUANITA******* ****Really short phone number. Not even a sprint or press number. Not even a ****!*** ***The pocket is so small it’s like youre sitting on your ******HUMAN ***Make sure its all on the ***VIRTUAL ***Endangered species of ******Bottles, I feel uncomfortable!*** He has a hand up my skirt (crotch!) And I can feel his ******* ***Awwwww