Category: Burien Famous!
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https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/raccoon-holds-meth-pipe-during-ohio-traffic-stop/6255493
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“Surprise!” To which I could only reply with a sarcastic, “Well I certainly am not surprised.” Like a surprise birthday party or an enormous X-ray of your phallus, I guess this one came out of left field. While I have never painted or done anything artistic in any way, I’m still a huge fan of…
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Robot pirates jumped up and said “Let’s do the Jaws Dance!” Soon, everyone was dancing. When the music stopped, the pirates all cheered, and for the first time since puberty, I wanted to join them. “You’re a robot pirate,” I told my sea monster, “You don’t need a partner.” “Yes I do,” he insisted. “I…
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Living in the sewers of the Old City,” Luke calls out. “Aren’t you happy?” he asks, his words, as sweet as they sound, breaking into a gasp that throws the old dog off balance. She squints. “Of course,” she says slowly. “I love you, Luke. I have always loved you.” He feels her fist slide…
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It was the last thing Peter remembered before he passed out. Alice woke him later that night, having prepared a second jar of soup. She sat by his bedside as he felt weak and tired. She told him to run, he replied with a grin and told her to hurry, since he didn’t think he…
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It had in the past looked like an excellent playmate for a new princess of the Empire, but now it appeared to be worn, and with considerable marring in some places. The thing was being held up by a piece of red ribbon. “It was a much better purchase,” Dorothy replied indifferently. “That one doesn’t…
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“Most of these are not terrorists, no? Now tell me that if, we had a network of web cameras, you could be sure that every time a lone wolf tried to leave their hometown to carry out a horrific act like this, that network would have recorded the whole thing. “The fact of the matter…
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6 7 4.000 0.5 5.874 Goblin Map Fragments 6.5 8 5.290 0.263 1.366 Paired Cheese (pairing of either of several mixtures of cheese to form 1 cheese) 6.6 8.8 5.567 0.229 1.140 Carnivorous Snakes (either Cheeses or another Carnivore) 7.4 7.2 5.015 0.180 0.878 Mummified Man 8.5 6.8 4.875 0.080 0.800 Kodo 7.8 6.6 4.548…
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