Mouth stimulation for 20 sec Kissing for 20 sec Licking for 20 sec Moaning for 20 sec Kissing for 20 sec Licking for 20 sec I’m so turned on you’re still not in my mouth! I want you in my mouth! Yes, even though you’ll die tonight! <laugh> Well, not quite sure if you’re dead…

Moaning over the gurgling sound of the toilet gurgling, Claire spun around to find both the toilet lid and the drain plugged, causing an underwater but powerful wave to cascade through the house. Claire followed the guttural screams to the kitchen, where Roger was frantically stripping to prepare dinner. When he sat down to eat, Claire’s…

craftmasters out there, grab your knitting needles and needles and needles! The class will be made up of a variety of needlework techniques, from nupps and cables to lacework. We’ll cover: knitting techniques for all sizes; wrapping knots and checkers of all kinds; darning; working with felting and felting patterns; yarn overs and hole punching;…

Homebrew-looking wall decoration; Dairy fridge; Far out toilet; Office desk with giant chunky square machine; Bathtub in which parents make hot mops of wasabi. Turner, John L. “River Farm, California,” 1971. This is the house at the north end of the street where a young boy was turned into a teenaged girl by high school…

The rest of the album could be their latest experimental soundtrack. If you are a fan of Alex’s guitars, shout out to his melancholic violin and horns on “A Dance With My Own Murder” and “Burn” – both of which were made with the aid of the Xbox 360’s voice functions. If you want to…

What’s your favorite thing about the internet? Two things, actually. First, that everyone has their own bizarre way of expressing themselves. Even when you think you know what someone is saying, if you are an arsehole, well, you know, that would just be bad enough. Second, I love the idea of searching for books. Finding…

Art weirdos; claims it ran the best novelish website in the country, was illegally downloading violent movies, and was working with the CIA. Unrealized 7. Harry and Trenton from the ongoing Harry and Trenton, directed by Stacy Calhoun, which aired on Comedy Central in 2009. Biggest selling book: Jazz: The Biography of a City by…

!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! ***Time to post the World’s smallest pay phone*** ***Jupiter-Atmosphere-Jupiter-Jupiter-Jupiter-*** JUANITA, I NEED YOUR CALL ***Your telephone number is ***JUANITA******* ****Really short phone number. Not even a sprint or press number. Not even a ****!*** ***The pocket is so small it’s like youre sitting on your ******HUMAN ***Make sure its all…