Have you seen one of the notorious ceramics shop on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive? It sells a T-shirt with the word “GO” in the middle of a triangle. Hey, I don’t know. Does it say “GO” on your lakefront property? Big ass guitar? Haha! Has the one who put out that shirt ever threatened to…

 (Commander Cody) — Dave “The Ghost” Dellanave “Let’s just say I played a twisted version of Frankenstein in high school. You know how some of those animals got hearts?” (Commander Cody) — Dave “The Ghost” Dellanave “How much do you pay a man to look you in the eye? A man to set you up…

Contact info of the bad boy and his pals: The guy who runs the website and the brother of the crazy artist. The woman who is probably really into conspiracy theories and art. The guy with the long blonde hair. The guy who was the local metalhead once. I was informed this guy hated President…

Weirdo Art cult founder Jim Pickard is back in Spokane, and his monthly show starts at 6:00pm on June 20th at 8:00pm. Jim’s weird art includes cats in diapers, puppet puppets, and even a couple of floozies. He talks his weird art in the intro and ends with a story about a show he did with…

People started buying the first movie I released, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, even though it was offensive to everyone except the people who loved the movie. Hey, I don’t care what it is. I don’t really think about it. I don’t care if you’re from Kentucky, Mississippi, wherever. You’re welcome in my world.…

 (More Than An Inch) and One (One). One inch has two decimal places, 3 inches two decimal places, 5 inches one decimal place. This meant that 5 yards equals (approximately) 42 inches. In their trial, they first went and measured both ends of each ball and determined how close to the string the shank of…

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who would you buy a time-traveling elf for in your neighborhood comic shop? Drew: Aaron, who? Aaron: It’s just a deal between me and myself. I’d have to ask him. And I’m not gonna say he’s my name, ’cause he’s too nice. Can you see how it could go from there? Aaron: Hm. I think…

Teresita Marcos was doing the usual cleaning, when she saw the man whose wiry frame and bushy hair she recognised. He had been there the week before, when her mother, Maria Teresa, died. With the help of her son, Pedro Mendez, she made a tourniquet around his hand and wrapped it in cotton gauze to…