Phantom Quadrant presents:

“Surprise!” To which I could only reply with a sarcastic, “Well I certainly am not surprised.”

Like a surprise birthday party or an enormous X-ray of your phallus, I guess this one came out of left field. While I have never painted or done anything artistic in any way, I’m still a huge fan of the show and its ability to get your butthole in the door. It’s kinda like if people got that way-over-stimulated at work when they went on a business trip. Not that I think of the show that way, but I bet if you play the show enough times you start thinking that’s what’s going on. If you’re going to watch paint dry, might as well paint something.