1: Slice in over and over again until the guys say ‘yea, that looks good’

2: Same thing, but point at it with a sticky note so the guys have to squint to see you

3: Now give it a different angle so the camera is super close

4: Slice the check again so the camera gets super close

5: Take a deep breath and say “its the T4 bioweapon, I am the cyborg soldier”

6: The team must watch in amazement as you walk through the door

7: Wordlessly one by one the guys go back to work

8: Do it one more time, do

This service alone costs nearly $20,000 a year in legal fees alone, so make sure to save every penny you can on upgrading your equipment before any services are performed!
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