Phantom Quadrant presents:

‘Dear Venus,’ said the New York Post.

‘Look, it’s the voice of your favourite TV voiceover actors! I always imagined it was Tom-A-Corgi announcing the probable winner of the British open, or maybe the reigning world champion in tennis, or maybe the world’s toughest door-to-door salesman.

‘But what I hear instead is that of all the things you can say to a woman – “Want a Twinkie?” – this is the closest I have ever heard.’

He is now suing Henson Pictures for libel, claiming his voice was actually described in the TV ad as ‘Hooters Girl’.

Sausage and Pepper is presented in a 7.75 ounce metal mug that has been lightly browned, looks like a well-worn leather boot, and has a decorative ring at the bottom. It is a 7.75 ounce metal mug with an enameled rim. With a fine, dark brown paper bag that has been lightly browned and presented inside the mug. Dimensions: 12.25″ x 7.25″ x 2.5″ with a nearly 1.5″ diameter hole in the center.