Phantom Quadrant presents:

who would you buy a time-traveling elf for in your neighborhood comic shop?

Drew: Aaron, who?

Aaron: It’s just a deal between me and myself. I’d have to ask him. And I’m not gonna say he’s my name, ’cause he’s too nice.

Can you see how it could go from there?

Aaron: Hm. I think we’ll work it out.

And then what happens is you meet up with Steve in real life, and then talk to him on the internet. And then you’re both checking out these things that are going on in the world, as real and complex as they are. Which, in our world,