I would love to have you piss on the facts, but I’m no longer interested in defending the truths of your illiteracy and hubris.Β 

!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! ***Time to post the World’s smallest pay phone*** ***Jupiter-Atmosphere-Jupiter-Jupiter-Jupiter-*** JUANITA, I NEED YOUR CALL ***Your telephone number is ***JUANITA******* ****Really short phone number. Not even a sprint or press number. Not even a ****!*** ***The pocket is so small it’s like youre sitting on your ******HUMAN ***Make sure its all on the ***VIRTUAL ***Endangered species of ******Bottles, I feel uncomfortable!*** He has a hand up my skirt (crotch!) And I can feel his ******* ***Awwwww

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