Phantom Quadrant presents:

Kiss your butt. In the bathroom, set up a makeshift kissing booth using a towel, a table, a curtain, and a mirror.

Replace your lubricant: Put your toilet paper in the toilet. When you fill it, put it in the water first and then put the toilet paper in the water.

Dress to impress: Dress in a white spandex suit, cute schoolgirl socks, and sexy white short shorts. Butt pimples might show on the bottoms of these attire, so consult your dermatologist before taking them