Phantom Quadrant presents:

Leg fat leg hair outside bedroom window

Poultry “bulimia” syndrome

Failure to use condoms in the pasture house

Reluctance to swim in the yard

No meandering walks for me – I have to head straight for the driveway or scurry around to the point of attack.

Jaundice – early in the morning I’m somehow bleachy. I’m bleachy.

No soap at home

Excessive tooth grating.

Hair loss

Skin health problems.

My husband’s nails fall out because he washes his hands in the shower.

“Pit bull Terrier” Leukemia

Lymphoma

Loss