There’s a reason why the only giant monsters who can swim are the ones you run into in your bathtubs. This is thanks to the fusion of lizard and amphibian, so they’re a little more optimized for swimming than most other giant predators. Usually.

Who needs soap in a family like mine? How many people can get their daily medicine from nature? Soap is little more than the grossest chemical ever invented and I wonder how many people can put their hands in the air and smell it. I have a feeling that a number of people would make their flesh-eating germs eat soap just for that nice, pungent smell. Sure, this might seem far-fetched, but the research shows that soap doesn’t make you sweat or poo more. It’s just an unappetizing smell.

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