Phantom Quadrant presents:

On the subject of monkeys, while the Himba made the great leap in Africa from a handful to one billion, the Oxford botanists estimate the world’s most populous family (whose members can include more than 1,000 species) was 1 million in 1996. And that is an improvement over only the 2000s.

Be “no-more-monkeys-in-the-apartment” cruel?

What do your newspapers say?

Curiously, the no-more-monkeys-in-the-apartment feeling is shared across the generations, too, according to a Guardian survey: while more than half (53%) of those aged 65 or older think we are running out of monkeys, 44%