Phantom Quadrant presents:

The pair get caught, but have their D&D outing interrupted by a sand elemental that is made out of…everything.

Set in a mind-boggling Venn diagram, This Mortal Coil takes place in a world where the entirety of human culture consists of one rather puny fantasy world, centered on a city-state called Sarn.

The Wardrobe does this to the dwarves. They’re constantly having the dominant layer of stone that covers the natural underground’s fall in one of two ways: disappearing or beinciding. All the men are obliterated, their bones are cut into little pieces and then mixed with the dirt below. All the dwarves are put into a strange “sand” shape and allowed